The Dante & Alex Show Episode 18

“Kate Hudson should be taken about as seriously as uh insignificant traces of diarrhea.” - Alex

“No one wants to think. Fuck think!” - Dante

Back again for the first time! This is the first time The DNA Show has been recorded with both hosts together! They discuss Alex’s wardrobe, traveling cross country, Top 10 Box Office films, Josh Whedon’s film career, the Marvel movies, superhero genre, Natalie Portman gets broken down by Alex, Sex & The City, Dante watching elephants having sex for the first time, ageism, Nicki Minaj, the types of women we like, the power of church girl outfits, the state of comedy, Priest, why we want to see a bad Spiderman on Broadway, shooting shows on the cheap, the Wonder Woman series being cancelled, and doing things for the love of it. Click here to download this and past DNA Shows!

JUDGEMENT!: Priest

Priest aka Legion 2 or Legion With Vampires was a crock of shit. I barely want to write a review about this lame ass movie but I want my friends to be warned about this nonsense before they waste any money seeing it. This movie was nothing but an 80 minutes (yes, they couldn’t even squeeze 10 more minutes out of this turd) trailer for likely more of these films. I hope not.

Paul Bettany (Legion, The Tourist, The Da Vinci Code) stars as Priest. That’s his name. He is an outlaw amongst his priest, a team of no longer needed slayers of vampires. At least they are believed to not be needed until vampires emerge and kidnap the wrong girl played by Lily Collins (90210, The Blind Side). He heads out to kill them until his team is sent to take him out instead.

Spoilers are all over the place after this.

JUDGEMENT!: Thor

“This mortal form grows weak. I require sustenance!”

Ever since I first saw the billboard and the costume for Thor I’ve been all kinds of excited to see this movie. This will be connecting with the previous Hulk films, Iron Man, and the upcoming Captain America to combine the Avengers movie. I have already said that I wouldn’t see Avengers just because Hulk with Mark Ruffalo has me mad before its even come out. Anyway, Thor was good but I do have some complaints.

Chris Hemsworth (Star Trek, A Perfect Getaway) stars as Thor, the god of fucking thunder! A brash prince who wields the powerful Mjolnir. During a coronation where his father Odin played by Anthony Hopkins (The Wolfman, Silence Of The Lambs, Dracula) is about to crown Thor Asgard is attacked. Thor gets pissed and heads off to battle ice giants. After his team gets hurt and they get their asses saved by Odin Thor gets stripped of his powers and sent to Earth.

The Dante & Alex Show Episode 17

“Jason Stathum…” - Alex


“Dating Tyra Banks proves nothing except you have no good sense.” - Dante

In this episode Dante and Alex discuss the Top 10 Box Office, the sad state of summer films, why Furious Five angers them, Dr. Who premiere, and honorable mentions. Click here to download this and past DNA Shows!