The Dante & Alex Show Episode 14

“I paid $9 to sit in a theater to get skull fucked by mediocrity and failure.” - Alex


“If you saw the trailer and then went and saw the movie and didn’t like it you’re a fucking retard because I don’t know what you were planning to see.” - Dante

In this long awaited episode Dante and Alex discuss the weekends Top 10 Films at the box office, movie reviews of Drive Angry, Limitless, Punisher War Zone, The Mechanic, Sucker Punch, having sex with cartoon characters, try to solve the riddle that is Christian Slater’s career, the Top 5 (?) Cartoons Of All Time, and some guy named Martin Slacks shows up. Click here to download this and past DNA Shows! Don’t forget to stick around at the end for some surprises!

JUDGEMENT!: Sucker Punch

“If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.”

Holy shit. I swear. I was excited about this movie months ago after Alex told me about the trailer. I watched it, wiped my pants off, and patiently waited until this came out. Some people said it looked silly. Some said it looked like it wouldn’t be good. I said “I don’t care what this movie is like. If there are hot chicks wearing almost nothing and shooting robots and shit, I’ll see it.”

I got what I wanted! I got what I wanted and more. I will try not to spoil this too much because I want people to see this movie and still have some surprises if they see it. Before I get started allow me to state how amazing the soundtrack for this film was. I will be buying it this week because I haven’t gotten this many goose bumps from music in a film since Goodfellas and Snatch.