The Dante & Alex Show Episode 23

“That’s a lot of dick.” - Alex


“The second thing I’ll say in prison.” - Dante

The lords of the dance are back! This week Dante and Alex cover last weekends Top 10 Films, review Real Steel, 50/50, Killer Elite, The Thing, and also the Top 5 Creature Features. Click here to download this and past DNA Shows!

The Dante & Alex Show Episode 22

“Someone told me that he was skinny and literally went ‘No, no fucking way. He’ll never get skinny’ just out of pure spite.” - Alex


“Well no one’s ever shot up a school because they were a fan of Lady Gaga.” - Dante

In this technical difficulty laden episode Dante & Alex cover the Top 10 at the box office, Scarlett Johansson nude art, Facebook vs. Google+, movie review of Drive, Sherlock Holmes 2 trailer, Alex’s hatred of Marilyn Manson, Jonah Hill’s weight loss, The Lone Ranger, Resident Evil: Retribution, Thor 2, a Scarface reboot, a Sarah Palin documentary, have a discussion about whether or not Rated R makes films better, comedians translating to film, and Turtles Forever animated movie. Click here to download this and past DNA Shows.

The Dante & Alex Show Episode 21

"Sexy vampires do not equate to sexy Frankenstein." - Alex


"I'm sorry. I turn into the Kool-Aid Man when I'm horny!" - Dante


The boys are back in town! Top 10 movies of the weekend…sorta, Scarlett Johansson nude pictures, Spiderman reboot, Warrior, Trollhunter, horror film responsibilities, the inevitable arrival of internet TV, Evil Dead remake, complaints about Terra Nova, changing old films like ET and Star Wars, Charlie Sheen faking going crazy, Alex chastises Dante for not watching Dr. Who, publicly funded art, top 100 comedies lists, and the Top 5 Worst Remakes/Reboots Shit That Should Not Be Made Films. Click here to download this and past DNA Shows.

The Dante & Alex Show Episode 20

“Everything he touches turns to HIV!”- Alex


“I want to enjoy my film but now I cant because there’s a 90 pound girl shooting rifles in the desert while I enjoy Batman!” - Dante


“He’s literally falling apart.” - Tara

In this long awaited episode your heroes young Alex and Dante are joined by a real life girl! Her name is Tara and she and the men-children discuss Harry Potter, the Top 10 movies of the weekend, Kevin James being paid in food, Tara buys tickets to movies she doesn’t see, using a train to wipe your ass (it makes sense when explained), Transformers, Shia LeBouf being an asshole, Captain America, movie trailers making you feel guilty, the new Spiderman trailer, Green Lantern, make Professor X and Magneto a homosexual Nazi fighting duo, and Dante shares his fear of cock windmills. Click here to download this and past DNA Shows!

The Dante & Alex Show Episode 18

“Kate Hudson should be taken about as seriously as uh insignificant traces of diarrhea.” - Alex

“No one wants to think. Fuck think!” - Dante

Back again for the first time! This is the first time The DNA Show has been recorded with both hosts together! They discuss Alex’s wardrobe, traveling cross country, Top 10 Box Office films, Josh Whedon’s film career, the Marvel movies, superhero genre, Natalie Portman gets broken down by Alex, Sex & The City, Dante watching elephants having sex for the first time, ageism, Nicki Minaj, the types of women we like, the power of church girl outfits, the state of comedy, Priest, why we want to see a bad Spiderman on Broadway, shooting shows on the cheap, the Wonder Woman series being cancelled, and doing things for the love of it. Click here to download this and past DNA Shows!

The Dante & Alex Show Episode 17

“Jason Stathum…” - Alex


“Dating Tyra Banks proves nothing except you have no good sense.” - Dante

In this episode Dante and Alex discuss the Top 10 Box Office, the sad state of summer films, why Furious Five angers them, Dr. Who premiere, and honorable mentions. Click here to download this and past DNA Shows!

The Dante & Alex Show Episode 16

“They’ve taken my man flower!” - Alex


“Dude, she went to fucking Africa or some other place they keep lots of Black people like Watts or something.” - Dante

In this “refried-fucking-diculous” episode (Alex said it) Dante and Alex discuss their Top Five Guilty Pleasure Films, Dr. Who, rewriting Taken and switching Liam Neeson and his daughters places, a new segment titled Who Would You Rather?, Alex’s Penis Update, Martin Slacks shows up again to proclaim his love of all that is Eddie Murphy, Dante suggests a baby kill itself after sucking Selma Hayek’s boob, and the show goes off the rails after that. Click here to download this and past DNA Shows. Click here to find Dante on Twitter and here to find Alex.

The Dante & Alex Show Episode 15

“I know shitty movies like the back of my hand. That’s terrifying.” - Alex


“If he fingered her you would see his fingernail come out the top of her head.” - Dante

In this episode Dante and Alex talk about Captain America, Planet of the Apes, Hangover 2, Sucker Punch, Alex reviews Arthur, Sleeping Beauty, Mickey Rourke’s new film Passion Play plus our hatred of Megan Fox, Dante goes on an epic tirade about Bjork and Dancer In The Dark, the Comedy Awards, Lonely Island, Alex's broken penis, and the terrible films coming out this summer. Click here to download this and past DNA Shows!

The Dante & Alex Show Episode 14

“I paid $9 to sit in a theater to get skull fucked by mediocrity and failure.” - Alex


“If you saw the trailer and then went and saw the movie and didn’t like it you’re a fucking retard because I don’t know what you were planning to see.” - Dante

In this long awaited episode Dante and Alex discuss the weekends Top 10 Films at the box office, movie reviews of Drive Angry, Limitless, Punisher War Zone, The Mechanic, Sucker Punch, having sex with cartoon characters, try to solve the riddle that is Christian Slater’s career, the Top 5 (?) Cartoons Of All Time, and some guy named Martin Slacks shows up. Click here to download this and past DNA Shows! Don’t forget to stick around at the end for some surprises!

The Dante & Alex Show Episode 13

“Can you imagine being married to the dude who made Pi? Can you fucking imagine that? Like, that would be an every day hell. That would just be a daily reminder of what is depressing and sad in this world.” - Alex

“That‘s the thing. Its like they did the right thing as they did--why the fuck is Hulk Hogan on American Idol?!”- Dante

In this episode Alex and Dante discuss the weekends top ten movies, Battle: Los Angeles, another Spiderman on Broadway injury, Wonder Woman, Wolverine‘s director leaving, Wrestlemania, the 3 Stooges movie, Tangled, the Akira live action film, Japan, Alex has a nervous breakdown, and for some reason world issues. Click here to download this and past DNA Shows!