The Dante & Alex Show Episode 20

“Everything he touches turns to HIV!”- Alex


“I want to enjoy my film but now I cant because there’s a 90 pound girl shooting rifles in the desert while I enjoy Batman!” - Dante


“He’s literally falling apart.” - Tara

In this long awaited episode your heroes young Alex and Dante are joined by a real life girl! Her name is Tara and she and the men-children discuss Harry Potter, the Top 10 movies of the weekend, Kevin James being paid in food, Tara buys tickets to movies she doesn’t see, using a train to wipe your ass (it makes sense when explained), Transformers, Shia LeBouf being an asshole, Captain America, movie trailers making you feel guilty, the new Spiderman trailer, Green Lantern, make Professor X and Magneto a homosexual Nazi fighting duo, and Dante shares his fear of cock windmills. Click here to download this and past DNA Shows!

JUDGEMENT!: Captain America: The First Avenger

Let me start this by stating that there will be a ton of spoilers in this review. So if you plan on seeing it don’t read this just yet. Or if you’re one of those people that don’t give a damn then keep on reading.

One of the first things I said after seeing this movie (besides telling my friend that now that Patton Oswald held a door open for him when leaving the theater) was “Now this is how you do a superhero movie!” Captain America: The First Avenger automatically made it to the list of my top five favorite superhero/comic book films next to Sin City, Hellboy, Dark Knight Returns, and Blade 2.

JUDGEMENT!: Bridesmaids

“This is the first time I've seen you look ugly, and that makes me happy!”

This movie was funny. There’s your review! But seriously, Bridesmaids was one of the funniest movies I have ever seen. I was going to say this year but in all honesty, I haven’t laughed that hard throughout a movie since Stepbrothers and everyone knows how much I loved that film.

The movie stars Kristen Wiig (How To Train Your Dragon, Knocked Up, SNL) as Annie. Annie has a failed cake business that she literally watches fall apart (like when someone changes the name from “Cake Baby” to “Cock Baby”). She is so cheap that she sneaks and watches people exercise in the park so she doesn’t have to pay. A very funny cameo by Terry Crews (The Expendables, Everybody Hates Chris, Get Smart).