The Dante & Alex Show Episode 20

“Everything he touches turns to HIV!”- Alex


“I want to enjoy my film but now I cant because there’s a 90 pound girl shooting rifles in the desert while I enjoy Batman!” - Dante


“He’s literally falling apart.” - Tara

In this long awaited episode your heroes young Alex and Dante are joined by a real life girl! Her name is Tara and she and the men-children discuss Harry Potter, the Top 10 movies of the weekend, Kevin James being paid in food, Tara buys tickets to movies she doesn’t see, using a train to wipe your ass (it makes sense when explained), Transformers, Shia LeBouf being an asshole, Captain America, movie trailers making you feel guilty, the new Spiderman trailer, Green Lantern, make Professor X and Magneto a homosexual Nazi fighting duo, and Dante shares his fear of cock windmills. Click here to download this and past DNA Shows!

The Dante & Alex Show Episode 4

“I have never seen so much rape!” - Alex

“I’m waiting for her to show her snatch in the next film!” - Dante

On this episode of The DNA Show topics include the new Green Lantern movie, Green Hornet, Harry Potter and the new film making too much money, how actors need to be treated, Daniel Day-Lewis as Abraham Lincoln, Lindsey Lohan being dropped from the Linda Lovelace biopic, Chloe Sevigny giving real blowjobs in film, Alex gives advice for girls being filmed giving blowjobs, Alex reviews Willy Wonka (both versions), and finally a Top 5 List of The Best Nude Scenes In A Movie are discussed as they expound on the awesomeness of boobs. Click here to download this and past DNA Shows!