The Dante & Alex Show Episode 20

“Everything he touches turns to HIV!”- Alex


“I want to enjoy my film but now I cant because there’s a 90 pound girl shooting rifles in the desert while I enjoy Batman!” - Dante


“He’s literally falling apart.” - Tara

In this long awaited episode your heroes young Alex and Dante are joined by a real life girl! Her name is Tara and she and the men-children discuss Harry Potter, the Top 10 movies of the weekend, Kevin James being paid in food, Tara buys tickets to movies she doesn’t see, using a train to wipe your ass (it makes sense when explained), Transformers, Shia LeBouf being an asshole, Captain America, movie trailers making you feel guilty, the new Spiderman trailer, Green Lantern, make Professor X and Magneto a homosexual Nazi fighting duo, and Dante shares his fear of cock windmills. Click here to download this and past DNA Shows!

The Dante & Alex Show Episode 19

"Like, that is a one note pony that does not need to keep noting." - Alex


"There used to be a time, it was called the 80's, if you did something bad, like if you did something really fucked up and bad like that was it!" - Dante

In this video episode (which will later be converted to audio) Dante and Alex discuss Tracy Morgan talking about gays, Russell Crowe apologizing for a Twitter comment, rant about Kevin James, before and after reviews of the X-Men: First Class film, how to handle a friend that talks too much during a film, a very large man wearing a very small outfit, Alex confesses to spilling his liquids on some poor girl, and plans to watch Green Lantern. Click here to download this and past DNA Shows!

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JUDGEMENT!: X: Men First Class (Dante Edition)

I tried for a bit to not see this movie. Had no desire to since just from the trailer I didn’t know if this was part of the previous X: Men films or not. Even after seeing the film I’m still not exactly sure. But what I am sure about is that Magneto is one of the most bad ass characters to ever exist and if you don’t believe it, here’s a coin for you!

The film starts with a flashback of a young Magneto being separated from his family during the Holocaust. Later he is held captive by Kevin Bacon (Every Movie Ever) as Sebastian Shaw. He wants to have young Erik Lehnsherr move a Nazi coin to show his powers. Erik tries and cant. They bring his mom in and Shaw tells him to move the coin in three seconds or his mom gets pumped full of lead. Erik still cant so, bye-bye, mommy! Erik loses his shit and everything metal gets crunched and he kills two guards in the process.

JUDGEMENT!: X: Men First Class

Quinno, a friend of mine from back in the day, recently saw the new film X: Men First Class. I read his review of the film on facebook and died laughing and asked if I could post it here on The DNA Show. Hope you all enjoy.

The Good: The movie should’ve been titled "X-Men Origins: Magnet Featuring Random X-Men Characters From Random Timelines With Random Events With A Total Disregard Of Any Continuity To The Comic Books." The reason for this...Magneto was friggin‘ awesome!!! He makes every other mutant in the movie look like weak sauce lil girls. I found myself thinking, "If he decided to slaughter the rest of the team, they couldn’t stop him." There's a scene at the end with a coin. You’ll see what I mean.

The Dante & Alex Show Episode 10

“Better than that  just lie to your boyfriend. Tell him he’s the best you’ve ever had. That you love him more. That the other guys could never make you orgasm. Just go the full nine yards.” - Alex

“His fucking girlfriend was really hot. And I‘m sure that if I was told ‘Hey, Dante, guess what? You are no longer getting sex from this person.’ I would wake up from the dead and kill some people too.” - Dante

In this episode Alex and Dante talk about the box office totals, Batman movie update, X Men: First Class, Spiderman on Broadway, a tirade about the decline of television, the latest films they have seen, and the Top 5 Heroes of Live TV/Cinema. Click here to download this and past DNA Shows!